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'Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there. (If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"... you get the idea.)'
1. Amanda needs her beloved crystals that give her strength.
2. Amanda needs to read Barbara Bush's speech to Wellesley graduates.
3. Amanda needs nonacademic colleagues as a reality check.
4. Amanda needs to review her addition facts.
5. Amanda needs an absolutely huge filter.
What I really need right now is a big piece of pie. mmm pie...
October 11 2005, 20:06:03 UTC 6 years ago
Haha, ok, I tried to make that sexual, but the only words I had going for me were "need" and "huge." Come on now.